This is why we can't have nice things.

Ya' know, I really hope that we get invaded by intergalactic slavers and sold to a mining colony a few galaxies away. Then I won't have to listen to anymore of this fucking political bullshit every time there's an election. Carlin was right. The whole thing is a fucking dog and pony show and I'll be glad to get it over and move on with my fucking life. I have cat videos to watch, and global warming to ignore.